If a tank and a Segway got drunk one night, this would be the 9-month surprise:

The DTV Shredder is a motorized skateboary type personal vehicle, except instead of trickster wheels, it has caterpillar tracks to roll over your face if it so chooses. The DTV Shredder can be ridden by a person, or remotely controlled to ride over Talibanners instead. With a tow hitch on te back, this badass personal vehicle can pull gear or pull wounded troops out of the line of fire.

 

DTV Shredder by BPG Werks