Lysol Juul by Donald Trump

Lysol Juul by Donald Trump

Kills COVID in less than 1 minute!**May also kill you. Please consult doctor before use. The world’s leading medical scientist and America’s best brain, Donald Trump, brings to the market his latest brilliant invention and cure for COVID-19, the Lysol...
Tell your jokes to somebody else

Tell your jokes to somebody else

Tell your jokes to somebody else Buyer: What’s the lowest you’ll take?Seller: Lowest I’ll go is $700Buyer: $200?Seller: Sure why not?Buyer: Ok where do you want to meet?Seller: 101 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes?Buyer: Sounds goodBuyer: Hey...
Mercury is in Uranus

Mercury is in Uranus

“Will I be okay doc?””I doubt it, Mercury is in Uranus right now””I don’t do that astrology stuff””Me neither, my thermometer just broke!”