Tell your jokes to somebody else

Buyer: What’s the lowest you’ll take?
Seller: Lowest I’ll go is $700
Buyer: $200?
Seller: Sure why not?
Buyer: Ok where do you want to meet?
Seller: 101 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes?
Buyer: Sounds good
Buyer: Hey I’m here
Seller: Cool, head inside
Buyer: Into the comedy club?
Seller: Yea. Then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else