You’re a computer salesman, I’m f^*#1ng JAMES BOND

Mr. Stephen P. Jobs
c/o Apple Computers
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, California

Mr. Jobs:

I will say this once more time. You do understand English, don’t you? I do not sell my soul for Apple or any other company. I have no interest in “changing the world” as you suggest. You have nothing that I need or want. You are a computer salesman – I am fucking JAMES BOND!

I can think of no quicker way to destroy my career than to appear in one of your crass adverts. Please do not contact me again.

Best,
Sean Connery