Tell your jokes to somebody else

Tell your jokes to somebody else

Tell your jokes to somebody else Buyer: What’s the lowest you’ll take?Seller: Lowest I’ll go is $700Buyer: $200?Seller: Sure why not?Buyer: Ok where do you want to meet?Seller: 101 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes?Buyer: Sounds goodBuyer: Hey...
Mercury is in Uranus

Mercury is in Uranus

“Will I be okay doc?””I doubt it, Mercury is in Uranus right now””I don’t do that astrology stuff””Me neither, my thermometer just broke!”