This news reporter showed a lot more restraint and professionalism than my throat chop would have. The ‘Chief of Community Relations’ of the Laguna Honda Hospital in San Francisco, CA was obviously being extremely antagonistic and very unprofessional with his repeated touching tactic.

Now that I think about it, instead of a good ol’ fashioned ridge-hand to the larynx, playing the little guy’s game of ‘make this dude punch me’ would of been more fun. Each time he starts patting the reporter on the shoulder, the reporter should have patted his little munchkin head and told him to go kick rocks.